#26 My Bestie

List five things you do for fun.

1. Killing people in my head
2. Imagining that I am a vampire
3. Talking to animals
4. Communicating with aliens
5. Lying.

4 hours only.

If you hear me these days(which is rare) saying that I sleep for 4 hours only; 3 shifts a day is silent.

#3 My bestie

Do you ever see wild animals?

No, wordpress, I am just locked up in my room since birth.

(It’s a sarcasm.)

Did I confuse anyone??

It’s frustrating to think about some really witty stuff to post and forget it the next day. Now I need to attack someone on a mental and emotional level to satiate my desire to be funny. I mean FUNNY !! funny, not haha funny.

You can take it either as desire already satiated or as a confession. I won’t explain in reply, either perception. Though I am not meany mean, yet I might have a median about it.

😂🤣

(PS- It’s just a sarcasm, intending to portray myself as a bad person, and I actually did not intend to attack anyone. 🙊😛)

Dreamy ending.

One day, when you sit by the window, in a cafe, thinking about the past, thinking about that one person who you know kept you as a priority for the longest time n loved you deeply,

Just remember one thing,

No matter what has happened between you n them,

No matter how much time has passed,

No matter the distance,

That one gives no shit.

Some quirky meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

😁🤣

Does this resonate??

People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.

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Who said that?

Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”

“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴

PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.

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😭 Pun..

How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.