- Killing people in my head
- Imagining that I am a vampire
- Talking to animals
- Communicating with aliens
4 hours only.
If you hear me these days(which is rare) saying that I sleep for 4 hours only; 3 shifts a day is silent.
#3 My bestie
Do you ever see wild animals?
No, wordpress, I am just locked up in my room since birth.
(It’s a sarcasm.)
Did I confuse anyone??
It’s frustrating to think about some really witty stuff to post and forget it the next day. Now I need to attack someone on a mental and emotional level to satiate my desire to be funny. I mean FUNNY !! funny, not haha funny.
You can take it either as desire already satiated or as a confession. I won’t explain in reply, either perception. Though I am not meany mean, yet I might have a median about it.
(PS- It’s just a sarcasm, intending to portray myself as a bad person, and I actually did not intend to attack anyone. 🙊😛)
One day, when you sit by the window, in a cafe, thinking about the past, thinking about that one person who you know kept you as a priority for the longest time n loved you deeply,
Just remember one thing,
No matter what has happened between you n them,
No matter how much time has passed,
No matter the distance,
That one gives no shit.
Some quirky meanings..
-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage
-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts
-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF
-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries
-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪
(Written on 2nd March,2021)
Why so peaceful??
Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.
Does this resonate??
People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.
Who said that?
Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”
“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴
PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.
How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.