How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.
-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage
-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts
-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF
-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries
-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪
(Written on 2nd March,2021)
Some people’s thinking be like “if you won’t be with me, I’ll stop complimenting you”
“You mean I shall ruin my life for 1-2 words..??” 🤪😂🤣😂🤣
Which sayings irritate me a lot..??
“Always be kind” – Like no..Why always?? You cannot tell bullies and criminals to stay safe, happy and free while being ready to be a dumping pit or a doormat for them. Right??
“Life moves on. You leave friends, friends leave you. Your priorities change. You change. What was meaningful to you before, does not matter now, what matters now, did not matter before. You fight. You cry. You laugh. You let things happen. You stop some things from happening.”- Like really?? You have two eyes, two ears, five sense organs, one brain. You have emotions. You have thoughts. You eat. You sleep. You this.. You that.. BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.. Anything new that people already don’t know??
“NO OFFENCE BUT__(ANYTHING)_______”- To which I can only reply “No offence but I want to throw a brick at your face now.”
“Fuck them who took advantage of you.”– Emmmm.. No .. Wouldn’t that mean to invite them to take advantage of me one more time?? 🤔 I mean it might be their dream, but I don’t want to.. Really.. 😌
“Fuck you“- well, ‘get lost’ or ‘go to hell’ sounds much better. Fuck you in anger really sounds funny from anyone’s side, annoying too but wow !! You are really dreaming..
“Bimbo”– Calling this to anyone is insulting and is mostly said by someone who is envious of someone’s beauty and has a delusion that the abuser is not a dumb ugly bitch. My reply to this would be “first of all, bitch, thank goodness, you, at least, accepted that I am beautiful, unlike your ugly shitface. Secondly, I have enough educational proofs, knowledge, intellect and wit which obviously prove me intelligent and not a dumb bitch like you who dared to just blurt out that shit because of your envy of my looks n mind.” The word is mostly used by those who are dumb enough to not comprehend that beauty can exist with brain.
“Bitch“- The word said anywhere anytime to anyone just gets on my nerves (the nerves that I have controlled to a good extent now)- Reason?? In my mind, a bitch is a filthy woman, a really sick and evil one.. But some people use the word as a cool slang and some the way I interpret it. So, it gets annoying.
You are also wrong sometimes– Like I didn’t know this?? Like you really thought that this could diminish your guilt or wrong-doing?? Like you didn’t get any other way to manipulate me into thinking that we both are wrong human beings from amongst which you are clearly at fault with proofs from my side and I might have been wrong some time ago and that which even if I ask you to explain, you won’t have a clue what wrong from my side you just talked about. But thank you for saying this, now your image in my mind has worsened as you are not only clearly wrong but are a manipulative asshole as well.
“Just live your life“- Like I really didn’t know this?? What was I doing all these years?? Ah.. must be trying to possess someone else’s body with my spirit??
You have changed– Glad to know that you cannot take advantage of me now. Period. 😌
“Be yourself“- 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 How Philosophical and deep?? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Should I kill you now?? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 So that I don’t have to listen to this kind of lame stuff?? Did I ever try to be you or someone else?? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I drew these paintings with stylus pen using my fingers. The process was too hard to begin with. First of all, I had to pick up my mobile phone which has weight of more than 100 grams. Then I had to get the stylus pen out of the precious mobile phone with my fingers. Then I had to learn how to hold it n point it at the screen. I used an app which is definitely being stalked by an ENVIOUS LOSER, but keeping that aside, I really really had to put too much efforts in selecting the right brush for doing digital painting. OH. MY.GOD ! I had to select the colour red for the apple specifically, because it’s too hard to select a colour for an apple. Isn’t it?? And background?? I hope you would like the beautiful violet/purple background for sure. Purple and red are primarily my favourite colours. And I really, with tooooo much of labour on my soft luscious hand and fragile mind, had to paint it by taking a lot of the time and too much efforts. Ah…..I am dripping with sweat now !! Too much work !! 😂🤪
Sarcasm and jokes apart, It took me about 10-15 minutes for painting both of the digital paintings. Tell me how did you find them both, specially the Apple and how did you find its shading and structure?? I, actually, simply loved it. ❤❤❤❤❤
Okay.. I looked hard at the last one, and found out that it needed a little more realistic look and a hint of yellow colour as well to make it look more structured.. I haven’t reached my perfect picture of it yet, but still, I am finding it quite good.. 😀❤
Before commenting on anyone’s diet or body, remind yourself that you need about 10-15 cosmetic/plastic surgeries on your face that you never even notice.
Me checking out social media for a little sadness and disappointment because my life is going smooth otherwise and I can’t handle that kind of boredom.
Who can relate to this?? 😂
My biggest problem is that I can’t be sad for long..
Sorry to many, for disappointing..
(It’s a sarcasm, not apology.)
*Old bollywood movies*
Mujhe hmaare pyaar ki nishaani chahiye (means:I want a kid as a symbol of our love)
*Got the used condom framed and gifted it to their lover*