Some quirky meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉ðŸĪŠ

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

😁ðŸĪĢ

Insecto pacto 🐜🐝

Humans should learn

from ants and bees, So social

Yet they never gossip.

(Written 7th nov, 2020)

Does this resonate??

People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.

😂ðŸĪĢ

All sorted

They want snow that’s not cold, you give them fake snow flakes inside home to give comfort n make them happy, and they complain that you littered it all over the room, although it’s you who is going to clean it all.

What to do??

Take that little “baby” in your arms n put’em in the freezer alongwith that fake snow.

Don’t worry.. That’s a pretty chill accurate way to deal with such a li’l kid. 😘🙂

Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

😂ðŸĪĢ

😭 Pun..

How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.

Daddy

Now-a-days,

your wife calls you “daddy”

before your any child.

(Previously posted on 16th march,2020)

Funny thing.. #sarcasm

Some people’s thinking be like “if you won’t be with me, I’ll stop complimenting you”

“You mean I shall ruin my life for 1-2 words..??” ðŸĪŠðŸ˜‚ðŸĪĢ😂ðŸĪĢ

Daaaarkkkkk Empaaath 😈

I am a dark empath,

You will never get out of my claws,

Emotional manipulation,

And superiority complex;

I am too good to be true

with what I show you

Devoid of any flaws,

I know when you need me

I really know when you do,

With the facade of a help

I am encaging you

from where I want you to see me n only me

Or into a lonely abyss you will see no one else found

I am your one n only saviour, friend n philosopher,

My innuendos n wording you take so profound,

Stay under my control

You can shine with my sementic prowess

Or I will pull your strings,

Suck n eat away your energy

Hampering your independent progress.

(What do you think?? Isn’t this really a dark empath talking?? The words they never say loud but you can feel it..)

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