It’s frustrating to think about some really witty stuff to post and forget it the next day. Now I need to attack someone on a mental and emotional level to satiate my desire to be funny. I mean FUNNY !! funny, not haha funny.
You can take it either as desire already satiated or as a confession. I won’t explain in reply, either perception. Though I am not meany mean, yet I might have a median about it.
(PS- It’s just a sarcasm, intending to portray myself as a bad person, and I actually did not intend to attack anyone. 🙊😛)
One day, when you sit by the window, in a cafe, thinking about the past, thinking about that one person who you know kept you as a priority for the longest time n loved you deeply,
Just remember one thing,
No matter what has happened between you n them,
No matter how much time has passed,
No matter the distance,
That one gives no shit.
-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage
-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts
-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF
-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries
-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪
(Written on 2nd March,2021)
Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.
Humans should learn
from ants and bees, So social
Yet they never gossip.
(Written 7th nov, 2020)
People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.
They want snow that’s not cold, you give them fake snow flakes inside home to give comfort n make them happy, and they complain that you littered it all over the room, although it’s you who is going to clean it all.
What to do??
Take that little “baby” in your arms n put’em in the freezer alongwith that fake snow.
Don’t worry.. That’s a pretty chill accurate way to deal with such a li’l kid. 😘🙂
Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?
Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.
Therapist: HELL NO !!
How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.
your wife calls you “daddy”
before your any child.
(Previously posted on 16th march,2020)