Weird Dream..

*Monkey on screen*

“awww..so cute.”

*Monkeys in dream*

-Aggressive AF attracking house from the backside through windows

Me: *dialing animal control number*

*locking myself and my family Out of the house*

*Now the house belongs to the monkeys*

And I woke up breathing too fast and scared.

🤐🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

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