My horoscope constantly saying, for days, that I would be let down by my partner today that might break my marriage. Thank Goodness, I have no partner.
Also, it is saying that I would go on a romantic trip today..
*sad tunes*
*loud noises in my mind*
*wtf*
*horoscope makers gone mad*
*horoscope is a scam*
*somebody kill me now*
*rolling eyes till hypothalamus*
From LOL to LMAO,
We all understood the importance of our ass.
Peaceful..
Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.
😁🤣
Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?
Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.
Therapist: HELL NO !!
😂🤣
Throw a bro at everyone,
Don’t care who is in front of you
Just ‘Bro’ them
Got it? didn’t you??
Now-a-days,
your wife calls you “daddy”
before your any child.
(Previously posted on 16th march,2020)
Once upon a time I had long straightened hair,
Now all I do is cook maggi on my head under shower.
Some people not being cute monkeys,
But having a whole vibe of Mojo-Jojo.
I Think For All 