Quote spoiled

Quote: You are gonna miss the girl who _______.

He: “Naah..”

“Not me.”

“NEVER”

Horoscope be lying constantly

My horoscope constantly saying, for days, that I would be let down by my partner today that might break my marriage. Thank Goodness, I have no partner.

Also, it is saying that I would go on a romantic trip today..

*sad tunes*

*loud noises in my mind*

*wtf*

*horoscope makers gone mad*

*horoscope is a scam*

*somebody kill me now*

*rolling eyes till hypothalamus*

Romancing like this.

“Let’s delve into this moment,

Let me breathe deeply

Holding you the closest

and longest

As I have never done before.”

**ME TO MY FACE MASK**

Dressing sense.

We go out being modestly dressed

It’s the home where we are half-naked.

(‘We’ means ‘I’)

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LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Quote-Unquote.

YOU- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

JACK-

Don’t play with me.
Meh.. I’ll never be dull.
What the heck can I play here ! ๐Ÿคจ

(First published on 18th Dec, 2021)

Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

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I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works ๐Ÿ˜œ

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*Old bollywood movies*

Mujhe hmaare pyaar ki nishaani chahiye (means:I want a kid as a symbol of our love)

*Le millenials

*Got the used condom framed and gifted it to their lover*

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I just realized that just like my two brain cells my two strands of hair are growing.

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