LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Quote-Unquote.

YOU- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

JACK-

Don’t play with me.
Meh.. I’ll never be dull.
What the heck can I play here ! ๐Ÿคจ

(First published on 18th Dec, 2021)

Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

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I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works ๐Ÿ˜œ

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*Old bollywood movies*

Mujhe hmaare pyaar ki nishaani chahiye (means:I want a kid as a symbol of our love)

*Le millenials

*Got the used condom framed and gifted it to their lover*

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I just realized that just like my two brain cells my two strands of hair are growing.

Couch potatoes..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Were we flirting??

Nah babez..We just became potatoes and mashed together unknowingly.

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My man be dying to meet me until he knows I be already planning to kill him upon meeting.

Find the meaning..

Ballerinas could taste better,

If you were not already dead drunk.

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