Scorer..

How will you sum up your education in schooling years?

In 90’s I used to get more than and more of 90’s..

Bass wahi yaad kar-karke zindgi katt rhi hai.. (continuing my life remembering that only) 😂ðŸĪĢ

😭 Pun..

How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.

Insecto pacto 🐜🐝

Humans should learn

from ants and bees, So social

Yet they never gossip.

(Written 7th nov, 2020

FUNNY OR SICK??

A (particular) man will get annoyed for no reason if you express your emotions but will not stop flirting with a married woman in her comments section. Funny or sick??

Some smart meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉ðŸĪŠ

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works 😜

Love or lust born??

You can’t deny the fact that many of us are born out of lust only. 😜

Daddy

Now-a-days,

your wife calls you “daddy”

before your any child.

(Previously posted on 16th march,2020)

Oh F…

When you sigh in front of your family ooff FFFFFFF and the F just FFFFFFliiiieeeesssss and UCK stays stuck in your mouth.

Funny thing.. #sarcasm

Some people’s thinking be like “if you won’t be with me, I’ll stop complimenting you”

“You mean I shall ruin my life for 1-2 words..??” ðŸĪŠðŸ˜‚ðŸĪĢ😂ðŸĪĢ