Quote: You are gonna miss the girl who _______.
He: “Naah..”
“Not me.”
“NEVER”
Tag: funny
Fighty-fight.
My left brain and right brain are mostly in arguments like
Right brain: The moon whispered to me tonight “you are precious“
Left brain: Shut up! That’s just a barren celestial body; rather do some work to be precious.
And that’s how logic eventually won in this little fighty-fight. 😂
Some quirky meanings..
-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage
-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts
-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF
-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries
-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪
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(Written on 2nd March,2021)
LMAO
From LOL to LMAO,
We all understood the importance of our ass.
Why so peaceful??
Peaceful..
Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.
😁🤣
😜
What would you do if you had no inhibitions??
DO THAT !!
May get imprisoned later on,
But
DO THAT !!
(18th March,21)
Quote-Unquote.
YOU- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”
JACK-
(First published on 18th Dec, 2021)
Insecto pacto 🐜🐝
Humans should learn
from ants and bees, So social
Yet they never gossip.
(Written 7th nov, 2020)
Does this resonate??
People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.
😂🤣
Who said that?
Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”
“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴
PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.
😂🤣
I Think For All 