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#26 My Bestie

List five things you do for fun.

  1. Killing people in my head
  2. Imagining that I am a vampire
  3. Talking to animals
  4. Communicating with aliens
  5. Lying.

bay-bay??

If you say in irritation “Aise kar bey..” and then immediately call her “bae”, does she become “baybay” (punjabi baybay)??

😂🤣

(Punjabi/Indian assorted lame joke)

Quote spoiled

Quote: You are gonna miss the girl who _______.

He: “Naah..”

“Not me.”

“NEVER”

Fighty-fight.

My left brain and right brain are mostly in arguments like

Right brain: The moon whispered to me tonight “you are precious

Left brain: Shut up! That’s just a barren celestial body; rather do some work to be precious.

And that’s how logic eventually won in this little fighty-fight. 😂

Some quirky meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

😁🤣

😜

What would you do if you had no inhibitions??

DO THAT !!

May get imprisoned later on,

But

DO THAT !!

(18th March,21)

Quote-Unquote.

YOU- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

JACK-

Don’t play with me.
Meh.. I’ll never be dull.
What the heck can I play here ! 🤨

(First published on 18th Dec, 2021)

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