😂🤣

Throw a bro at everyone,

Don’t care who is in front of you

Just ‘Bro’ them

Got it? didn’t you??

Scorer..

How will you sum up your education in schooling years?

In 90’s I used to get more than and more of 90’s..

Bass wahi yaad kar-karke zindgi katt rhi hai.. (continuing my life remembering that only) 😂🤣

😭 Pun..

How intelligent of me to think that either my phone’s audio or my ear-plugs stopped functioning while I didn’t even put the ear-plugs in my ears.

Insecto pacto 🐜🐝

Humans should learn

from ants and bees, So social

Yet they never gossip.

(Written 7th nov, 2020

FUNNY OR SICK??

A (particular) man will get annoyed for no reason if you express your emotions but will not stop flirting with a married woman in her comments section. Funny or sick??

Some smart meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me 😉🤪

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works 😜

Love or lust born??

You can’t deny the fact that many of us are born out of lust only. 😜

Daddy

Now-a-days,

your wife calls you “daddy”

before your any child.

(Previously posted on 16th march,2020)

Oh F…

When you sigh in front of your family ooff FFFFFFF and the F just FFFFFFliiiieeeesssss and UCK stays stuck in your mouth.