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Quote: You are gonna miss the girl who _______.

He: “Naah..”

“Not me.”

“NEVER”

Fighty-fight.

My left brain and right brain are mostly in arguments like

Right brain: The moon whispered to me tonight “you are precious

Left brain: Shut up! That’s just a barren celestial body; rather do some work to be precious.

And that’s how logic eventually won in this little fighty-fight. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Some quirky meanings..

-When you try to do Kamasutra but instead you need to do some kaam(work) according to her dictated sutra(scripture)- Lust turned into marriage

-Who else does HURRAY !! YE WALI BHI GYI, WO WALI BHI GYI.. ABB SHAYAD MERA EK-DEDH SAAL MEIN CHANCE LAGG JAYEGA..(THIS ONE GONE, THAT ONE GONE..PROBABLY I’LL HAVE A CHANCE WITH THEM NOW IN A YEAR OR AROUND)- Crushed Nuts

-BF should be BEST FRIEND, GF should be GREAT FRIEND..OKAY??- Best BF-GF

-As much as love, Covid was in the air, and 2020 made us all sick either way-2020 Diaries

-We all know that one person who can balance out the extremities very well while never being in the middle-Come On, You All Know Me ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช

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(Written on 2nd March,2021)

LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

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What would you do if you had no inhibitions??

DO THAT !!

May get imprisoned later on,

But

DO THAT !!

(18th March,21)

Quote-Unquote.

YOU- “All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

JACK-

Don’t play with me.
Meh.. I’ll never be dull.
What the heck can I play here ! ๐Ÿคจ

(First published on 18th Dec, 2021)

Insecto pacto ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ

Humans should learn

from ants and bees, So social

Yet they never gossip.

(Written 7th nov, 2020)

Does this resonate??

People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.

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Who said that?

Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”

“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” ๐Ÿฅด

PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.

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