Horoscope be lying constantly

My horoscope constantly saying, for days, that I would be let down by my partner today that might break my marriage. Thank Goodness, I have no partner.

Also, it is saying that I would go on a romantic trip today..

*sad tunes*

*loud noises in my mind*

*wtf*

*horoscope makers gone mad*

*horoscope is a scam*

*somebody kill me now*

*rolling eyes till hypothalamus*

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