When you have no partner but you act on social media like you have one,
“Just being in the feeeels for now”
“Sed lyph”😪 “Teerz”😢 “Lonely planet”🌍
If you ever see me laughing looking at my mobile screen, it only means that I am hilarious..😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you have no partner but you act on social media like you have one,
“Just being in the feeeels for now”
“Sed lyph”😪 “Teerz”😢 “Lonely planet”🌍
If you ever see me laughing looking at my mobile screen, it only means that I am hilarious..😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you say in irritation “Aise kar bey..” and then immediately call her “bae”, does she become “baybay” (punjabi baybay)??
😂🤣
(Punjabi/Indian assorted lame joke)
Realized in 2019. I think I am comparatively too lenient now🤣, although it’d be great if someone can do at least one of them… 😝
From LOL to LMAO,
We all understood the importance of our ass.
Peaceful..
Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.
😁🤣
She told him when we will be together I’ll play ‘Kim’ for you,
he became happy thinking about Kim Kardashian
While she meant Kim Jong.
😁🤣
People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.
😂🤣
Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”
“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴
PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.
😂🤣
Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?
Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.
Therapist: HELL NO !!
😂🤣