Who said that?

Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”

“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴

PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.

😂🤣

Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

😂🤣

I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works 😜

Love or lust born??

You can’t deny the fact that many of us are born out of lust only. 😜

Funny thing.. #sarcasm

Some people’s thinking be like “if you won’t be with me, I’ll stop complimenting you”

“You mean I shall ruin my life for 1-2 words..??” 🤪😂🤣😂🤣

Ice cream 👅

What’s the point of looking like strawberry n vanilla ice cream when nobody is going to lick.

*NOT AN INVITATION, OKAY??* 🤣

Hair care..😂

Once upon a time I had long straightened hair,

Now all I do is cook maggi on my head under shower.

So shitty. 🤣

When you stop giving a shit,

You actually don’t feel the need to announce it.

😂

When you forgive somebody by mistake,

While they were not even apologetic.

*highly disappointed by self*

Enjoy the show.

When a few people are confused between two people in the matter of courtship, one of those two being me, I love to take a note who all those chasers are, recede back and see who is going to win over that other person.

Because “If I don’t like to play the game, at least, I can enjoy watching it.” 😛🤣

And I keep that in mind that I don’t have to be with any of them. Because why?