LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

😁🤣

Let’s play Kim.

She told him when we will be together I’ll play ‘Kim’ for you,

he became happy thinking about Kim Kardashian

While she meant Kim Jong.

😁🤣

Does this resonate??

People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.

😂🤣

Who said that?

Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”

“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴

PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.

😂🤣

Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

😂🤣

I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works 😜

Love or lust born??

You can’t deny the fact that many of us are born out of lust only. 😜

Funny thing.. #sarcasm

Some people’s thinking be like “if you won’t be with me, I’ll stop complimenting you”

“You mean I shall ruin my life for 1-2 words..??” 🤪😂🤣😂🤣

Ice cream 👅

What’s the point of looking like strawberry n vanilla ice cream when nobody is going to lick.

*NOT AN INVITATION, OKAY??* 🤣