bay-bay??

If you say in irritation “Aise kar bey..” and then immediately call her “bae”, does she become “baybay” (punjabi baybay)??

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(Punjabi/Indian assorted lame joke)

Archives 😛😏

Realized in 2019. I think I am comparatively too lenient now🤣, although it’d be great if someone can do at least one of them… 😝

LMAO

From LOL to LMAO,

We all understood the importance of our ass.

Why so peaceful??

Peaceful..

Because convicted as a murderer doesn’t go down well in resume.

😁🤣

Let’s play Kim.

She told him when we will be together I’ll play ‘Kim’ for you,

he became happy thinking about Kim Kardashian

While she meant Kim Jong.

😁🤣

Does this resonate??

People be thinking you in a love triangle while you in a love octagone yet single forever.

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Who said that?

Me as an advocate- “Your Honour, I have screenshots.”

“Your honour, this guy was drunk AF !” 🥴

PS- Don’t try the latter in any court.

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Therapy.

Therapist: What do we do when we like someone?

Me: We stay quiet and use telepathy so that that person may know what’s in our mind.

Therapist: HELL NO !!

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I do differently..

They say “Date them all until one of them shows you he is serious”,

I say “Brozone them all until one of them shouts “I want to be your fucking husband !!”

*chaos versus clarity*

Crazy but it works 😜

Love or lust born??

You can’t deny the fact that many of us are born out of lust only. 😜